Cons
-Dictatorship system insures that if you are low, you're REALLY low.
-If you're good then leave before I set the flying monkeys on you...
-Too late.
-Fly, my pretties, fly! HEHE!! (laughs manically to himself)

Other Companies Spearheaded By Evil

Someday we will rule the world by buying half of Microsoft and half of Virgin and creating Microgin (which also doubles up as a drink) and combining two hardware and software companies to create.........(drumrole please)......Pacard Dell!

Sub-companies spearheaded by Evil Inc. are (at the moment):

B.A.D.D.I.E.S. or the Bureau for the Advancement of Desolation and Destruction and Incredibly Evil Schemes led by Anthony "The Fifth Horseman Of The Apocalypse"Martinelli (thats me!)

NightmareWorks selling turpentine drinks led by B "The Social Misfit" V (deceased or to tell the truth, forced to commit suicide).