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Evil Inc. Members:
001: Anthony "The Fifth Horseman of The Apocalypse
002: T "Thje Raving Lunatic" N
003: L "The Prankster and Slack Jawed Slang King" K
004: P "The Sold His Soul on An Internet Website" R
005: E "The Untouchable" C
006: Anthony "The Punchbag" George
007: W "The Mortal Enemy of P" H
008: B "The Knows So Much About Guitars He Should Be Put In A Luny Bin" P
009: E "The Ex-Dictator of Iran" T
010: B "The Member of The Furby Cult" T
011: S "The Abducted and Messed With By Aliens" V
012: U "The First Person To Have His Kidneys Extracted and Live With Only Minor Stoolage Problems" A
013: W "The How Did He Get That Police Riot Shotgun Legally" A
014: U "The Uzbekistani Illegal Asylum Seeker" K
015: A "The He Ate So Much Cheese That When The Doctors Operated on Him They Had To Advance Liposuction Technology" Z
016: D "The Simple" B
017: W "The First Person To Wear A Kilt In Public On A Regular Basis" O
018: P "The Guy That Has an Unusual And Disgusting Attraction To Tie Racks" J
019: V "The Only Person To Take Out A Video On Mamal Reproduction And Never Return It" C
020: B "The Serial Fly Murderer" C
021: K "The Bone Collector" A
022: C "The Devil's Cabanna Boy" L
023: K "The Live Waste Paper Basket" S
We tried to get the guy below to join, but he was too "busy".
Evil Incorporated Trademarks.
Yeah, I know this doesn't have anything to do with Evil Inc members. But I just think that it's damn important, OK. The following are hereafter Evil Inc registered trademarks:
"The Worst of The Web", "If You Find and Join a Company More Evil Than Us, Half Your Soul Back", "There's a Little Evil In Everyone But For Us There's a Lot", "Back Off, Goodie Bitches", "This Is One Small Step For An Evil Man, One Giant Leap For Evil", "Insta Kill: Blow All Your Problems Up. Quite Literally.", "Oh My God, You Killed Kenny!", "Microgin", "Pacard Dell", "Gimme Your Soul. Awww C'mon. I'll Be Your Freind?", "The Truth", "The KGB", "The Four Horseman of The Apocalypse", "Mr Snappy", "Quibla Cola", "Question Your Darker Side", "Be Evil", "Kiss My Red Hot, Burning and Evil Ass" and "The Funny Feeling You Get In The Pit of Your Stomach As If Something's Not Right With The World".
Member's Monthly Or When I Feel Like It Feature
To Begin Our Member's page feature, I caught up with an unknown slack jawed yokle off the road (THAT'S HOW DESPERATE WE ARE PEOPLE!) The following is the result of my INTERESTING interview with him. Due to incredibly strange language and numerous random threats to the UN among other things, this interview has been rated D for disturbing. Me: So, Mr Unamed, what the hell is your name. Cleetus: I hailin' from de citi o' Kansas. Ma name is Cleetus Simpleton. Me: OK. Well, do you know anything about Evil Inc? Cleetus: Oh, ma mama, she did da heavilin' in mah faimily an she got
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