We shall launch a space station ,which will be known as the "Moon of Doom", into space, this will have the power to vaporise entire houses or tea shops. It will also contain our army of "Toy fighters" which will help us take over the world!! MWAHAHAHA No flying Monkeys in this group!!

Here are our footsoldiers - yes, there mutated fireball throwing aliens (they also pilot the Toy fighters).

Praise For The Fireball Throwing Footsoldiers:

"These things make me want to throw up!"- Anthony  "The Fifth Horseman of The Apocalypse" Martinelli, President and CEO of Evil Inc.

"The American population have become frightened of the threat that this children's website poses to us even though this is none of our business, I know that the American population want to get rid of this threat. We believe that Evil Inc may hold weapons of mass destruction. Now, we feel that it is the right time to go to war again."- George W. Busch, President of The United Dictatorship (States) of America, nutcase