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Ville "The Social Misfit" Bailie was supposed to be, but never did run this page.
The ex-president of NightmareWorks LTD, B "The Social Misfit" V decided to utilise his company to sell turpentine drinks at low prices. At Evil Inc. (which spearheads NightmareWorks) he is used to be vice president(until he retired in fear of Mr. G. D. Reaper paying him a little FINAL"visit") at the age of only 8014. But, until the time when Ville bothered to get off playing Battlefield 1942, it looks like it's up to me, Anthony "The Fifth Horseman of The Apocalypse" Martinelli to run it. |
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Well, um, lets see. Nightmare Works does... Well, actually, Nighmareworks doesn't really do anything.
Yeah, you heard, nay read right. They're supposed to be selling turpentine drinks. And B made that suggestion, what, 3 months ago. I don't get how the vice president of this company can shame us so much. (banging sound) Oh, no. They're coming to get me! The federallis!!! Argh!!!! No, I shouldn't have been spying on Prince Harry on his birthday....... Speaking of which, did you know that he is a friggin' pothead? Well, did you? (door smashes down and footsteps) Noooo, I swear officer, I don't issue death threats.... What? This? (points at Evil Inc. site on computer screen) It's just a......um. Homework studies group, yeah, that's it, homework. No! (voice trails off into the distance as he is dragged away from the computer screen)... Spread the word! Prince Harry is a (sound is muffled by gag).
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Well, with our leader's decent into a mental asylum for a few years, it falls to me, P "The Sold His Soul on An Internet Site" R to run this page and this company as B really can't be arsed. (Anthony "The Fifth Horseman of The Apocalypse" Martinelli's voice is heard in the distance; "I'm back. I escaped when they thought that I was a lady because I stole a wig. They held the door for me on my way out!") "Dammit!"
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