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All these links are either to do with evil or just darn cool.
Remember: if you do anything that's not evil or doesn't involve revenge then the terrorists have already won.
Evil Websites
We got nothin'
Evil People Inc.
This company is possible even more evil than Evil Inc! "No way!" You exclaim. "Evil Inc. are the opitamy of evil and cannot be beaten on the field of evil." These guys freak even me out! And they've got sooo many goddam new ideas which are sooo evil that I might have to pinch a couple...
Microsoft
These guys are evil, but in a bad way (shivers uncontrollably). Do you want to know why XBOXs are so big?? Its because they have 2cm thick titanium armour. This is to protect them when Bill Gates sets off his super weapon which destroys all mechanical things. Imagine life with only XBOXs, noooooooooooooo Halo 24/7!!
Damn Cool Sites That Pose a Threat To Evil Inc.
Ctrl-Alt-Del Comics
Insanely evil and funny comics about video games and this site also contains some great reviews.
Funny Junk
The funniest junk on the web! If you don't go there then I'll set my NEW flying monkeys on you (the old ones fell in a hole). Fly monkeys! Fly! Argh! Not the face!! Don't scratch my face! No!! Not the downstairs area!!!! The face! Take the face! Ahhhhhhhh. That actually feels good after the groin.
Cheatplanet
Cheats, tips, FAQ's and erm.......lots of.......um.................. Ah. Shut up.
Game FAQs
This site rules for walkthroughs. I think. Well, to tell the truth I've never been there. I'm not so sad as to need help on completing games, y'know. Pah. Wait........... this site isn't evil in any way! (hits himself over the head with the mouse and collapses to the floor)
The Spark
Excellently evil and fun tests. Want to know when you are going to die? How gay you really are? (*cough* Ville) Here's the place!
DO NOT CLICK HERE
I beg of you, don't!! Anything but that! NOOOOOO PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, DO NOT CLICK IT!!
Neopets
It may seem like an innocent virtual pet site, but at evil inc. we know the hideous truth.... These "cute" little pets are none other than the army of the Devil (they are also known as: the enemy, Pets of the bottomless pit, the offspring of Satan). I bet you didn't know that before didya?? HUH!?
Perfect Joke
Laugh out loud funny, cracks me up every time...
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