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Evil Inc. Is Up And Running

 
This is the new Evil Inc website. We are bent on destroying the world and turning it into (even more of) a cesspool of hatred. I am the president and founder of Evil Inc. 2 years ago I got real angry with some assholes whose names I will not mention for their protection, and instead of my initial idea (using my savings to buy an uzi and climbing a clocktower) I decided to pour my heart an soul into a number of Evil websites and founded a company.
Why Join Evil Inc?
Anyone, and I mean anyone who has SOME hatred, envy, gluttony or selfishness in them has the right, nay the duty to join Evil Inc. And that's everyone. No one on this Earth is perfect (ever since Adam and Eve we've all been losers) so none of you (thats right Jimmy, I know you're up and looking at pornographic websites while mommy and daddy are asleep. Toddle off to bed now. This isn't for you)have an excuse NOT to join Evil Inc. You can also talk about who you hate and share the one gift that all humans have: THE ABILITY TO ISSUE DEATH THREATS.


DISCLAIMER: This site's purpose is to provide amusement and entertainment for all who visit it. It is in no way meant to be offensive towards any one person, nor is it aimed at any particular ethnic group. The jokes, for that is what they purely are, contained within this website are aimed at society as a whole.


Getting Dead Quick-From My Site

Do you wish that you're next door neihbour would just SHUT UP? Do you crave to knife that mother-in-law in the pancreas? Well, say no more! With INSTA-KILL for a standard fee, we will take care of all those problems, and then some! We'll even let you take part in the action for a small additional fee!

Just call 020-8866-BOUNTYKILL or 01923-KILL-THEM-ALL (calls are charged at one eighth of the caller's soul per minute) and give us you PIN and the address and name of the person(s) you want to kill. For a bit extra we can have it videoed so you can cherish the moment by watching the video over and over again, as a memory.
Rates are as follows and do not include VAT (17.5%):

Killing of each person:129.95

You're involvement in the action per person:34.99

Video taping per person:19.99

All prices are quoted in pound sterling. We also accept dollars (convert it cheapass) and Euros...if we HAVE to (shakes head violently with disguist).

Insta-kill
One of our highly trained assasins. Mr G. Reaper here specialises in dispatching chickens and incredibly large rats.
 
   
 

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